v1.0 — shipped in one afternoon

The all-in-one platform for giving me money

We spent years building products nobody wanted. Then we pivoted to a single link. Zero features. Zero bugs. Zero regrets. Mostly.

No account. No credit card. No catch. Just a link.

1 link shipped·0 features·0 downtime (it's static)·∞ apathy

Trusted by absolutely no one (yet)

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Features

Everything you never asked for

A rich set of no features, thoughtfully omitted. Each one production-ready since there is no production.

Blazing fast

The entire product is a hyperlink. It loads before you finish clicking. Benchmarks: yes.

Enterprise-grade apathy

Our support team doesn't care at any scale. Consistently. Across all tiers. That's an SLA you can feel.

Seamless integration

Integrates natively with your wallet. No API keys, no webhooks, no OAuth flow. Just money.

Privacy-first

We collect zero data, mostly because we didn't build anything that could collect it.

Infinite scalability

One link serves one user or ten billion. Our infrastructure costs $0 and always will.

Honest pricing

We charge exactly what you decide. The most transparent pricing model ever devised.

Testimonials

What people are saying

Real quotes from real people who may not exist.

★★★★★
“I paid $3 and felt a brief moment of purpose. 10/10 would question my choices again.”
AAnonymousVerified payer
★★★★★
“Finally a SaaS that ships exactly what it promises: a link.”
GGartnerProbably not
★★★☆☆
“The timer at the bottom made me feel watched. I liked it.”
SSomeoneHacker News

Pricing

Pay what you don't have to

Three tiers. One link. Same product every time.

Indifferent

$0/ forever

For people who also don't care.

  • Access to the link
  • 0 features
  • 0 emails, forever
  • Refunds
You're already on this plan
Least unpopular

Whatever

$ you decide/ one time, or not

For supporters of giving up.

  • Everything in Indifferent
  • Money leaves your account
  • My genuine, momentary surprise
  • One (1) thank you, in spirit
Start giving up

Enterprise

don't ask/ per quarter, maybe

For organizations that have given up at scale.

  • Everything in Whatever
  • Dedicated apathy manager
  • Custom-tailored indifference
  • An invoice, I guess
Contact sales (don't)

FAQ

Questions nobody asked

Is this a joke?

It was, until someone sent $5.

What do I get for my money?

Nothing tangible. Plus the quiet dignity of supporting a developer who finally stopped pretending.

Can I get a refund?

You can ask. That's not a yes.

Will there be new features?

No. Feature-complete since launch. You're welcome.

Are you okay?

Financially? Soon, maybe. Otherwise: next question.

Why is there a timer counting my visit?

Because time doesn't care either.

Ready to stop caring together?

One click. One link. One mild sense of accomplishment for everyone involved.

Send money or don't