We spent years building products nobody wanted. Then we pivoted to a single link. Zero features. Zero bugs. Zero regrets. Mostly.
No account. No credit card. No catch. Just a link.
Trusted by absolutely no one (yet)
Features
A rich set of no features, thoughtfully omitted. Each one production-ready since there is no production.
The entire product is a hyperlink. It loads before you finish clicking. Benchmarks: yes.
Our support team doesn't care at any scale. Consistently. Across all tiers. That's an SLA you can feel.
Integrates natively with your wallet. No API keys, no webhooks, no OAuth flow. Just money.
We collect zero data, mostly because we didn't build anything that could collect it.
One link serves one user or ten billion. Our infrastructure costs $0 and always will.
We charge exactly what you decide. The most transparent pricing model ever devised.
Testimonials
Real quotes from real people who may not exist.
“I paid $3 and felt a brief moment of purpose. 10/10 would question my choices again.”
“Finally a SaaS that ships exactly what it promises: a link.”
“The timer at the bottom made me feel watched. I liked it.”
Pricing
Three tiers. One link. Same product every time.
$0/ forever
For people who also don't care.
$ you decide/ one time, or not
For supporters of giving up.
don't ask/ per quarter, maybe
For organizations that have given up at scale.
FAQ
It was, until someone sent $5.
Nothing tangible. Plus the quiet dignity of supporting a developer who finally stopped pretending.
You can ask. That's not a yes.
No. Feature-complete since launch. You're welcome.
Financially? Soon, maybe. Otherwise: next question.
Because time doesn't care either.
One click. One link. One mild sense of accomplishment for everyone involved.
Send money or don't